Raiders of Asteir
A bard with an unusual fondness for his horse (and for corgis) and a tendency to (supposedly unintentionally) say and do incredibly perverted things.
Xander is a wandering bard who joined the party after the departure of three successive individuals who “didn’t quite mesh” with the group dynamic. He arrived in the company of his two constant associates: his horse, Onyx, of which he is unusually fond (to the point of insisting that the horse be allowed to stay with the party inside of rooms at inns), and his faithful corgi. A deeply charismatic individual, Xander often finds himself irresistible to the opposite sex — and when he is not, he is not averse to using his bardic magic to make it so. While the bard insists that his predilection for perversity is merely accidental, his sexual exploits include (among other things) being molested by a gnome, seducing countless barmaids, and leading all of the teenage girls of a particular village into the forest in a “pied piper”-type fashion. His misadventures have even inspired a Twitter account, @ShitOurBardSays.